I am by no means a professionally trained medician or anything of the likes. I just happen to be a young girl from Central Europe who got interested in INCI lists when her face started to look like a lunar landscape. The opinions I express on this blog are my own personal thoughts — there is no genetically manipulated crazy alien monkey that brainwashed me, and now tries to take over the world through a WordPress-hosted beauty blog. (I’ve got a weakness for bananas, though.)
Unless otherwise stated, all products mentioned were purchased with my own, hard-earned money. I do not get any sort of compensation from this blog, nor do I intend to do so in the near future. I mean, it would be nice to get a little money out of sponsored content and affiliate links, but I’m really, really, really shitty at numbers and, you know, maths — I’m pretty sure I’d fuck it all up and lose my flat and become an alcoholic or something. (I think you understand that I’d rather not.)
as from April ’16
PALE AS F*CK 