I am by no means a professionally trained medician or anything of the likes. I just happen to be a young girl from Central Europe who got interested in INCI lists when her face started to look like a lunar landscape. The opinions I express on this blog are my own personal thoughts — there is no genetically manipulated crazy alien monkey that brainwashed me, and now tries to take over the world through a WordPress-hosted beauty blog. (I’ve got a weakness for bananas, though.)

Unless otherwise stated, all products mentioned were purchased with my own, hard-earned money. I do not get any sort of compensation from this blog, nor do I intend to do so in the near future. I mean, it would be nice to get a little money out of sponsored content and affiliate links, but I’m really, really, really shitty at numbers and, you know, maths — I’m pretty sure I’d fuck it all up and lose my flat and become an alcoholic or something. (I think you understand that I’d rather not.)

as from April ’16